Shabbat Shalom

Welcome to Flight 2022.

We are prepared to take off into the new year.

Please make sure your attitude is secured

and locked in an upright position.

All self-destructive thoughts should be turned off at this time.

All negativity, hurt, and discouragement should be put away.

Should we lose altitude under pressure during the flight,

Reach up and pull down a prayer.

Once your faith is activated,

You can assist other passengers.

There will be NO BAGGAGE allowed on this flight.

We are cleared for take-off.

Happy New Year.

borrowed from Anonymous